Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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