Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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