VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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