Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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