How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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