hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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