just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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