the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Two words: nipple clamps
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