hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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