Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you never un-have a 4some
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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