Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just high enough for therapy.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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