im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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