What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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