Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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