i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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