so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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