so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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