Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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