...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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