I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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