Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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