Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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