anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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