i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Pooping to opera.
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