will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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