Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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