I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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