I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
