Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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