I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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