Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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