So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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