why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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