Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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