Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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