Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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