I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When did angry sex become our thing?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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