She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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