I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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