that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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