her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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