I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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