It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
