I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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