Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Randomize
