do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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