420 ftw
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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