found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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