he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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