For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My dick has a subreddit
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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