he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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