he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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