This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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