I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
