? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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