So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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