I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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