he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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