Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You ruined the universe
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