Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
No subtext here. People are naked.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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